no don’t offer me a chair just let me sit on your face
why is this so hard for people to understand
How to protect yourself from skeleton
to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now
you are a 20 year old male
no-one can deny your Asian-ness, although they’ll try. they’ll say shit like:
- you can’t even speak [Asian language]!
- you’re only half/quarter/whatever Asian, so you’re not really Asian
- nah, you’re Filo
- you’re such a banana!
like, please, authenticity is a sham, a marketing ploy, and motherfuckers acting like they’re the guardians to ~Asian culture~ are totally buying into it.
i’m illiterate in vietnamese and i’m Asian, my mixed-race mates are Asian, filos are definitely Asian, and Asians at gallery openings and gigs are — surprise! — Asian.
suck my ass if you think otherwise.
honestly i used to really be into authenticity policing; it gave me a sense of superiority that i felt meant i had a deeper connection to my heritage. but i grew up and i learned better.
authenticity just ends up pitting us against ourselves so that instead of fighting against the real problems we can’t unify and stand with each other. instead we just end up casually invalidating each others’ identities as a means of proving something to i don’t know who, maybe ourselves.
the thing is we all know how hurtful it is when someone denies your identity when it’s the way you’ve felt or seen yourself your entire life. it’s jarring and disorienting and uncomfortable.
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
there are three new levels of fear on the list
HEY NERDLORDS. YA WANT HOARNS? YA GOT HOARNS.
Basically a giveaway because I’M HYPED AS SHIT BECASE 100 WHOLE FOLLOWERS.
1 pair of horns!
(I know that’s not very exciting-sounding, but I don’t expect this to go far so I’ll just give away 1 pair, headband and magical screws included. If you hadn’t guessed from my pictures up there, you can hide the headband under a wig due to the magic screws. *gasp*)
- Rebagles and likes count!
- Don’t have to follow me, but I’ll love you forever and I reblog a lot of gay lady fanart?
- The winner should be random, I’m not sure which generator to use yet, but I’ll work on that.
I also take comissions, so if you don’t win but would like to do an art trade or bake me cookies or something message me! :D
edit: I also do propwork, and if this gets like a ton of notes I’ll consider making a first prize winner or something. Good luck everybody! :3
Also the end date is September 30th! Good Luck! AGAIN!
Rebagling this to give a decisive answer to the multi-prize thing: IF this whole shebang reaches 500 notes then I’ll split this three ways:
1st prize: 3 pairs of horns of your choice OR a full prop.
2nd prize: 2 pairs of horns or a mid to small sized prop.
3rd prize: 1 pair of horns or a small prop/accessory.
send more draw yourself stuff!
so far there’s;
- Ouran Highschool Host Club (this)
- Madoka Magica
Today’s Gender of the day is: Uniqua from the Backyardigans